So, yeah, last week, my wife gave birth to our son Ramsey. He’s doing well and we’re adjusting to having a second child in the house. It helps a lot having family members providing extra coverage over the next month or so.

Now that Ramsey’s a week old, I thought I’d share the most important lesson I’ve learned as the father to a baby boy:

Point it down.

(Longer version: For heaven’s sake, if you want to avoid a drenched onesie, when you’re diapering your son: POINT IT DOWN.)