While my year-in-review and music year-in-review are percolating, some tweets:
Ramsey informed me in a ten minute period that I: * have a big nose * am hairy (I just had a dog hair on me) * am "very, very, very creepy"
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) January 2, 2015
I want to reach out and slap myself when I say things like, "They don't have the poop bags I like here."
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) January 7, 2015
An actual human being made this ad. I'd like to meet them and apologize that their life has taken such a turn. pic.twitter.com/hmc8SIePFu
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) January 13, 2015
How many people with their birth year in their e-mail address refuse to acknowledge their real age when someone asks?
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) January 20, 2015
If only we could have some sort of insight into what country singers think about America and American things like guns and shooting things.
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) January 21, 2015
Either my wife packed me Triscuits and giant globs of mold for lunch or I need to check the hidden compartment of my lunch bag more often.
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) January 27, 2015
Which one of these does not belong? pic.twitter.com/gFRVoR4Cbe
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) February 10, 2015
Current count of apps that "scour the web" for "personalized content": 8,137,131.
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) April 15, 2015
This patent is mentioned on the back of my small travel pack of tissues: http://t.co/WYgmsTTwKb
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) April 24, 2015
Helped a turtle across the road today and was again reminded at just how much they pee when you pick one up.
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) June 22, 2015
"Misc" folder mystery: can someone tell me why I have "Caillou Episode Guide.pdf" in my Dropbox? (It's been there since 2010.)
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) June 23, 2015
Oh, Fox 5 News, you never disappoint, managing to flub the simplest of things… pic.twitter.com/x4oEIdWvXA
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) July 15, 2015
I'm glad I'm not the only one that constantly confuses Rachel McAdams, Elizabeth Banks, and Parker Posey. http://t.co/kn5EQX0SUG
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) August 3, 2015
Now HERE'S a candidate I can get behind! (picture snapped in Poolesville, MD) pic.twitter.com/yHzhU58jSe
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) August 31, 2015
A broken watch isn't necessarily right twice a day if it's still running. Or if it only tells military time.
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) September 28, 2015
There comes a time in life when validation that you're doing a good job is more important from your dental hygienist than your parents.
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) October 1, 2015
Jeb: "Stuff happens." http://t.co/WDWqNWL6Mk Trump: "Things happen." http://t.co/KjwKr9psJM And y'all better NOT "happen" to be president.
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) October 2, 2015
Dr. Ben Carson: "Are there any early warning clues that … will help us … identify these people ahead of time?" Yes: they all get guns.
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) October 2, 2015
Listening to Naughty By Nature and got an e-mail from Healthy By Nature. Other People's Protein powders?
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) October 19, 2015
.@s_c_'s personal assistant: "Not sure what's going Shawn, but after looking it Hova, I Z you're going to have to re-jigga your schedule."
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) October 27, 2015
I know I could never be a responsible gun owner because every time I grab the sink's spray hose, I shoot myself in the chest with water.
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) October 28, 2015
If an acquisition could be a non-sequiter, it would be bop.fm being purchased by LifeLock. https://t.co/AJgSUAS97N
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) October 29, 2015
There is almost zero reason for a well-written headline to contain the word "this."
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) October 29, 2015
Recent genealogy find: my g-g grandfather was an "army invalid" with the disability: ""Chronic dysentery and resulting disease of rectum."
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) November 5, 2015
I seriously just needed to google "calculate dates" but instead googled "do math."
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) November 12, 2015
@paulmcaleer I want to listen to Tidal on my Pono.
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) November 15, 2015
Oddly specific. Plus, a duck. pic.twitter.com/GXFo6k1ze8
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) November 17, 2015
The reason drs hate self-diagnosers: I Google "back pain under shoulder blades" for stretches & instead get, "Yo, you've got liver cancer."
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) December 15, 2015
Senator .@jiminhofe: Are you going to bring a mudball onto the Senate floor to highlight the record December high temperatures in the east?
— Ryan MacMichael (@supalaze) December 21, 2015