I tend to get a lot of IM spam. It’s usually some twit posing as a girl looking for some hot cyber action. Usually I just block them and am done with it. Today I decided to take a couple of minutes and screw with one of them. I tired of it quickly, though, as they had trouble keeping up with my razor sharp wit.

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[10:53] sky_tearse: hi

[10:53] *** You have denied access to sky_tearse.

[10:54] sky_tearse: hi

[10:54] laze: green is the new purple

[10:55] sky_tearse: how are you dear

[10:55] laze: ready to hand out a beatdown

[10:55] sky_tearse: nice

[10:55] laze: Pigs can fly!

[10:55] sky_tearse: yes

[10:56] sky_tearse: if have wigs

[10:56] sky_tearse: wings

[10:56] laze: And magicians are magic.

[10:56] sky_tearse: sure

[10:57] laze: so, the real question is: why are you IMing me? You have five seconds before you’re plonked.

[10:57] sky_tearse: cose i need you

[10:57] sky_tearse: 5 second befor?

[10:57] sky_tearse: :-P

[10:58] laze: You need me? As a spelling tutor?

[10:58] sky_tearse: common

[10:58] laze: He’s a good rapper.

[10:58] sky_tearse: must be

[10:59] sky_tearse: asl?

[11:00] laze: Nah, I prefer lip reading.

[11:01] sky_tearse: mmm like lips?

[11:01] sky_tearse: cum beter

[11:01] laze: Jokes are lost on the clueless.

[11:01] sky_tearse: somtimes’

[11:02] laze: Well, it’s been fun. Plonk.

[11:02] *** sky_tearse has been ignored.