Paul: You should’ve done that on Cyber Monday.

Ryan: Ah, yes. The most Stupidly Named Day of the year.

Paul: On the news last night, it was reported that retailers demanded it be called Cyber Monday.

Paul: “Uh, no!”

Ryan: Hah!

Ryan: And isn’t “Cyber” also short for “Cybersex”?

Ryan: “Wanna cyber?” “Yeah, on Monday.”