I hereby declare open season on:

  • Any newscaster that refers to snow as “the white stuff”

  • Any blogger that uses the word “musings” when referring their blog (I’ve done it myself, so I declare open season on me, as well)
  • People driving 25 mph in the snow even when on a plowed road where everyone else is safely traveling 45 mph on either side of them
  • People that think sending me updates for a page are best made by doing a “View source,” editing the page in Word, and then sending the resulting slopheap back to me.
  • Yo’ momma