I hadn’t checked in a while, but apparently, much of the world is still taking my diet system for real…
From chasefreedom.com‘s reviews of diet plans:
The following guarantee appears at their official website: “Laze’s Personal Weight Loss Guarantee: Try it free for a week and if you don’t lose 95 pounds in the first 7 days, simply return it, your credit card will never be charged.”
This guarantee defines the concept: if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
Fortunately, some people seem to “get it:”
For all of you people who want to lose weight out there, here is the site for you. This man loses weight in the matter of moments. How does he do it? With this amazing diet system………
I’m sounding like I’m selling something? Have I lowered myself to advertising? I am I that pathetic? Oh dear. Well… it’s worth it.