As you may remember, I got tired of people constantly hitting my site looking for “Olsen Twins nude” or “nude Iraqis” or “nude 10-year-old girls” or “naked little boys,” so I struck back by starting to display this message in place of a regular page for anyone that came to my site through a search engine and had “nude” or “naked” in their query:
LISTEN, YOU FREAK…
I think you’re sick… you and your “Olsen twins nude” or “naked Iraqis.” Don’t you know that you’re decreasing your karma with every search result you click on? Let me save you some trouble: you’re not going to find naked anything here. Move on and wash your brain out with soap, weirdo.
Well, imagine this: I pissed some people off! Not that I have a history of doing that, or anything. It seems a lot of folks thought I was blocking them from content that actually existed on my site. Or that I was trying to do a virtual blueballing by taking a moral high ground (hah! What’s that?). So, for your enjoyment, here’s a sampling of what I’ve received over the last month or so…
Not sure if this guy was stopped by the Olsen Twins filter, but damn is he clever. Ahem.
Date: 5 Apr 2003 18:44:34 -0000
Subject: Web form: General contact
From: Ron <[email protected]…>
You wrote – “Sorry, no clever April Fool’s page here. I ain’t that creative today.” So, April 1 is just like any other day to you.
Typos, run-on sentences, on one of those amazing SHIFTless keyboards… pretty standard stuff here…
Date: 7 Apr 2003 06:34:16 -0000
Subject: Web form: Listen, jackass, I don’t know what you’re up to here, but…
From: Sin Star <[email protected]…>
you can kiss my ass i can look at what ever i want how about instead of washing out my brain with soap i wash by body with my blood. fuck you bitch
A relative of the previous e-mailer…
Date: 13 Apr 2003 20:19:29 -0000
Subject: Web form: Listen, jackass, I don’t know what you’re up to here, but…
From: me <[email protected]…>
fuck you you dickless gay basturd you are takeing time out of my hot nude chics searching. next time i will not be so nice. so get some balls and lick them.
have a nice day
Simple and straightforward…
Date: 18 Apr 2003 20:06:09 -0000
Subject: Web form: Listen, jackass, I don’t know what you’re up to here, but…
From: Casey <[email protected]…>
you fuckin faggot
Date: 5 May 2003 17:00:39 -0000
Subject: Web form: General contact
From: jo mamma <[email protected]…>
your site sux
Heaven’s a .org. That makes sense, I guess.
Date: 2 May 2003 23:24:46 -0000
Subject: Web form: The oh-so-rare compliment
From: God <[email protected]>
GO FUCK YOURSELF AND STOP TRYING TO POLICE THE INTERNET!
The most recent and the most ironic… so much so, I’ve added my commentary in red italic text…
Date: 6 May 2003 19:28:31 -0000
Subject: Web form: You offend me!
From: weirdo <[email protected]…>
Hey,
Last time I checked , this was the USA ! If there is an educated mind amongst you (“amongst you” — hey, pal, there’s only one of “us” here…), please wash your own brain with soap and water and recall the 1st Amendment to the Constitution. “Freedom” does have it’s (required for all complaining e-mails: misuse of apostrophes) ‘different-than-the-Cleaver’s’ side, but that’s Democracy – anyone can CHOOSE to look at or speak about anything they wish – anything legal, that is :-) (anything legal… like naked pictures of underage girls?)
So, your time would be better spent enjoying your Freedoms rather than trying to place restrictions upon them. They were bought at a very high price. Get off myour Soapbox and try doing something useful with your existence. (Such as, perhaps, complaining to people who run personal sites that have no naked pictures of the Olsen Twins about why looking for naked pictures of the Olsen Twins is a constitutional right?)
People will always amaze me.
May 8, 2003
6:03 pm
Ah, the power of complaining.
May 9, 2003
10:45 am
This stuff is priceless.
May 9, 2003
4:50 pm
You fan mail is so much more interesting than my fan mail. Mine just tells me how great I am, how I’m the sexiest guy alive, etc. And as a bonus, most of mine is written by underage girls :)
May 14, 2003
5:23 pm
Why the hell are you so overly obsessed with grammatical issues?
(Ha ha ha ha HA! I didn’t make any!)
May 14, 2003
5:42 pm
Because it seems the dumb fucks wasting their time searching for pictures that don’t exist (trust me: when the Olsen Twins are nude, you’ll hear about it) are the same people who have trouble stringing together words to make a coherent sentences.
May 22, 2003
6:37 pm
fuck all of yall the girls or hott as fuck
May 22, 2003
10:14 pm
Repeating the words such as “olsen twins”, “underage”, and “nude” several times in a page increases the keyword to copy ratio and therefore increases your page rank for such terms in search engines such as Google, who rank very highly for keywords within copy. A quick glance at your “back lincoln 20” will verify this theoretical statement.
But, I do suppose it is better that they end up here instead of at a real child pornography site.
“The girls or hott as fuck”. Nice.
May 23, 2003
4:02 am
I wouldn’t call the Olsen’s kiddie porn. Sure they’re underage, but they are famous. So it’s more celebrity porn than anything else. Shame on you, you dreadful puritan.
May 23, 2003
1:37 pm
not quite sure how I ended up on your site I was looking for Jerri ryan Photod for wall paper and I got your site. sorry! jms
May 26, 2003
2:52 am
Damn u bastard!!!!
May 26, 2003
1:19 pm
dumasss idiot
May 28, 2003
8:57 pm
word up there should be more people out there like you!!
May 28, 2003
9:25 pm
This just keeps getting better and better.
June 3, 2003
3:09 am
i luv you com wif me i luv u have sxc wif me
June 3, 2003
4:15 pm
Why, back in the day, we used to have vowels!
June 4, 2003
5:21 pm
You’re right. Those sick asshole pedifiles need to be shut up. I hope you all go to hell. Keep up the good work.
July 1, 2003
6:28 pm
i just want to say,that i love the olsen twins,they are so beautiful! i love them so much,they are so pretty!I wish i could go out with both of them.I will be in heaven!
July 23, 2003
1:08 pm
It would have been nice to see some tastefully done nudes of the twins. I am willing that when they turn legal they will get countless offers to do a nude spread. They are beauty is beyond works. Brook Shields nudes are classic. Underage ude art is legal. David Hamilton books are sold here. Why??? They are tastefully done.
July 29, 2003
12:45 am
i want them naked i dont want your fucking brain wash use it in your ass……..fagget
July 31, 2003
4:12 pm
I don’t think the entertainment gets better than this, Ryan.
August 13, 2003
8:04 pm
wow, and i thought i had nothing to do, your absolutely bored shitless arent you?
August 27, 2003
11:10 am
Hey Ryan, how is your absolutely bored shitless doing, anyway? Is he housetrained yet?
August 27, 2003
12:19 pm
good for you! keep up the good work!
October 10, 2003
9:58 pm
the olsen twins are so fucking hott so let them get naked for me in my room!
February 13, 2004
11:14 pm
YOU NEED PICS
February 15, 2004
4:06 am
This is great, being bored (obviously not quite as much as you :) ) I wanted to know if the olson twins were 18 yet, then found this page, tastfully funny, specially the emails.
I think non-sexually explicit nudeness of children is legal though, maybe that’s something else I can do! (by “do” i mean “look up” sicko).
May I also suggest a counter for this page? that would be rather amusing too!
February 15, 2004
10:52 am
I was just trying to find a site with pictures of the olsen twins. What is this shit. I would not mind finding nude pictures of them but I am not searching for them. This is a nonsense site.
February 15, 2004
9:05 pm
This is a nonsense site.
I’ve found laze.net’s new tagline!
February 15, 2004
10:00 pm
I totally agree with you!
my friend gave me this website and I came to it to support you
February 18, 2004
8:00 am
It appears that a simple minded person has found a simple way to amuse themself. As for the comments about your statements regarding the no porn on your site? Whatever? You? How should i say this? Let me put it this way? Who the fuck would expect anything less from people out there?But your amused? Any way wish all people amused themselves that easy. see ya
February 18, 2004
9:18 am
It appears that a simple minded person has found a simple way to amuse themself.
And it appears that a simple-minded person has decided to comment. And that simple-minded person loves to use question marks after phrases like “Whatever” and “You” and “Let me put it this way.”
February 19, 2004
8:58 am
You stupid child,as far as us weird-ohs are concerned,I think you better classify yourself in that category,because you must have thought about the nude twins or else you would have never done this. In other words BITE ME
February 19, 2004
9:23 am
*chomp*
April 1, 2004
4:53 pm
I wanted star treks Jerri, not some house on the prairie shite
April 8, 2004
6:26 pm
Do you think that there might be life in the universe? Would appreciate your input,….. you seem like a nice net person….do I qualify for the hall of shame on intro?
April 8, 2004
6:27 pm
So….. no naked olsen twins then…. What am I doing here? Your site seems cool…… u been to irintata.com.au ? No relation to previous jaunt… boycott Mc dolands and be Mc healthy… here’s one…. Taking amphetamines to enhance your abilities is like sniffing liquidpaper to cover your mistakes.. and.. Drinking alcohol helps you forget the problems, you are about to have!!! both originals,….(as much as anything can be called an original)
Enjoy life…….noj
April 9, 2004
4:21 pm
So far, this is a decently entertaining website. I’m not sure what the point of it is yet, as I haven’t really explored it. Hasn’t this thread been dead for a month though? Why are the last few people posting in it? Also, I appreciate people on the net that have grammatical skills (not sure if I spelled that right, however). Keep up the good work!
April 10, 2004
8:30 pm
Out of curiousity, why does this site come up when searching for “Olsen Twins nude” and the like?
April 26, 2004
7:37 pm
I was looking for their contact information…dont know why your site came up but it was good for a laugh.
April 26, 2004
7:46 pm
47 days, 16 hours, 11 minutes, and 43 seconds till they’re legal…wahoo
April 28, 2004
12:22 am
Oh dear.. They have it down to the seconds.
And “I was looking for their contact information…” Good excuse mate. Whatever lets you sleep at night.
Great site Ryan. And great throwing arm!
April 28, 2004
2:00 pm
To hell with the Olsen twins nude themselves…..I want to roll around in their money nude! I want to know if you can contact them and see if they might adopt me. Maybe I’ll get declared as Mary Kate’s illegitimate child! Please refer to me in the future (especially in public) as “Baby boy Olsen”. It might help my court case.
April 29, 2004
4:40 pm
How do I put myself up for adoption? If this doesn’t work I’m gonna switch to “Baby boy Gates”.
April 30, 2004
6:55 pm
To answer a question posed here,nude photography of nude children is perfectly legal as long as it does not do two things.
1:Show the child in a lewd or unatural pose.
2:The photo is centered on the child’s genital region.
If nude photographs of children of any sort are illegal,think of all the nudist who take family vacation photos that would go to jail.And the people who make diaper comercials…etc.
And me….I thought the Olsen Twins were 18 already…=)
April 30, 2004
9:57 pm
Fine and dandy, but show me one person that’s come here looking for nude Olsen Twins pictures for non-sexual reasons…
May 2, 2004
7:12 am
You stupid slut. I look whereever I want.
May 2, 2004
9:43 am
Niiiiice.
May 3, 2004
5:15 am
fuck u a fuckin conned slut bitch go rute u self
May 3, 2004
5:18 am
go fuck u self u dumb ass bitch
May 3, 2004
6:49 am
I’m glad that this blog entry has helped bring out all the intelligent comments from people looking for nude twins.
May 6, 2004
9:44 pm
hi ther i would love to see the olsen twins nude but let face it it is not out there.i have looked i would love to see just one pictures of there naked but it will never come true for me.i love see them on tv and would love to fuck both of them.
May 7, 2004
9:25 am
Does that not beg the question, “Would the Olsen twins like to see YOU nude”? I’m gonna flip over all of my cards and bet “No”.
But….here’s my prediction. Within 3 years one of them hooks up with Prince William. The tabloids have a field day. Blah….blah….blah. Hey, it could happen. I also predict that Phyllis Diller is the next celebrity to croak.
May 7, 2004
5:16 pm
sorry if i offended u girls in any way i guess u r probally thinking what a dumb ass and i dont blame u . any way i apoligize for my rude/iggnorent behavior.o ya can u put this on the website so people could see that not only u girls care.hopfully yourfriend tim
May 9, 2004
8:56 pm
TIM TIM TIMMY!!!!
May 10, 2004
1:36 am
I got this site from a friend and wanted to check it out. I am glad that there is at least some people that are not perverts that are looking or nude pictures o young girls.
I hope that you keep this site up.
(I would also like to add that several keys on my keyboard don’t work all the time, so excuse any words spelt wrong.)
May 10, 2004
3:13 pm
I think you are a freak!
May 10, 2004
5:08 pm
Thank-you
May 10, 2004
5:23 pm
no im not joking and i think mary-kate and ashly should keep up th damn good work
May 10, 2004
5:25 pm
i spelled my name wrong i forgot the y timothy
May 11, 2004
7:20 am
Editor’s note: just for fun, I decided to make this note FCC-compliant by removing every bit of “indecency”
well i wouls both of the twins and make them eat my and i would them in the so hard that they would ask for more .oh yes just think guys there brain out yes fell your in them
May 11, 2004
10:48 am
Any word on the Phyllis Diller death watch? I have money on this.
May 13, 2004
5:51 pm
fuck full house for introducing this world to the oslen twins, anorexic bitches
May 14, 2004
5:12 pm
“anorexic bitches”
Uncomplicated…yet strangely accurate.
Simple…yet so deep.
I read somewhere that Olsen twin mania was at a fever pitch!I was advised to sarch for “olsen twins countdown” on google.com if I did not believe the hype.
Well I did…And I believe!Oh please make it stop!What are those no-talent,cheap-ass,sex-appeal oozing/abusing broads famous for anyway.I mean ok Full House was a good show but it was’nt the “LITTLE GIRL (and some other people)” show!!!They…or…she or whatever,is not responsible for its success.
So in conclusion……Fuck ’em!I hope they lose their cherries to some ugly,drunk rock band member at a Shit-rich only party…if they have’nt already.Who really knows WHAT happens in the freaking celebrity world anyway.Behind closed doors and all.
May 16, 2004
5:15 pm
what the hell kinda porno site is this? Who ever wrote that shit atthe top of this page is one dum mother fucking bitch. Stop trying to be some fucking weirdo and put some porno up bitch. Its stupid people like you who fuck up the web. GO FIND A BIG DICK TO SUCK ON LOSER. fUCK YOU!
Every red blooded american boy who is not some kind of faggat likes to see beutiful girls naked right? Its people like you who turn more people the gay way.
May 16, 2004
7:38 pm
I love it when people prove my point for me. “Faggat.” I love it.
May 17, 2004
2:25 pm
Isn’t Gay Way just around the corner from Straight Street?
May 18, 2004
3:58 pm
“Red blooded American boy”? “The gay way”? Well, I’m sure that trailor parks have phone service….and I imagine that a wireless connection is possible to maitain while perched atop a tractor…or sister…or what have you. I don’t totally disagree with the inference of “inalienable right” allusion. America’s youth should have the right to gratify themselves infront of Dad’s new DELL in the den when the folks are out. In light of that I think that someone ought post a list of propper keyboard cleaning procedures for the budding youth of our porn obsessed society. Also….I was wrong about Phyllis Diller. It was Tony Randall who was next. Damn….wouldn’t ya know it.
May 20, 2004
5:14 pm
Dear MaryKate and Ashley,
im so glad you have a website cuz i rilley need your help (BOTH OR YOU)!!:~) See… im a 12 year old girl and am so far from my dreames of being a teenage staRRRR!! what should i do? would nude pictures help? do i need to hav a twin?? or can i do it myself? please write back rigte awaY!
May 21, 2004
12:59 am
I am more disturbed by the fact that there seem to be so many people who want to see pictures of the Olsen twins naked than by the fact that these same people can’t seem to string together a few English words (with proper punctuation; often the dealbreaker, that) or convey any idea they might have without using the words “fuck” or “faggot,” or any variation thereof. For one, the Olsen twins are about as sexy as, not to mention physically resemble, a gaggle of snot-nosed twelve year old boys, which leads me to believe that all these “red-blooded American boys” are in fact searching for under-age gay porn. Surely, in this glorious country we call the United States of America, there has to be an especially perverse subset of pedophiles who derive pleasure from wanking off to pictures of young boys whose balls have yet to drop. Suffice to say, this thought is disturbing, in and of itself. If, however, these folks persist in maintaining that they are searching for nude Olsen twins pictures because these two “women” exemplify for them the ideal of female beauty, then I can believe that they would find it hard to write a coherent response to the above-mentioned blog entry, since they are obviously retarded.
May 21, 2004
11:04 am
Dear Site Director:
If you could please forward my letter to Mary Kate and Ashley I would be so grateful.
I hate to bother you, but I have tried everything and do not know what else to do. My situation is, I have been trying to get in contact with Bradley Whitford for 7+ years and he is refusing to give me a shout-out even though it would ony take him a second. Well, yesterday I had a huge breakthrough and realized I could contact him via the World Wide Web, so I wrote him a desperate plea that nobody human could fail to respond to with the desired shout-out.
But nothing from Bradley!
It is unbelievable, I swear. So then, still more desperate, I wrote to Maury Povich on the World Wide Web asking him, as a celebrity, to contact Bradley for me and ask him for me, “Why no shout-out, Bradley?” Because I mean my God! Really! Why?
I have heard nothing from Maury, either. It is painful when you finally have to realize how cold these famous people are.
So now I am bringing out the big guns and enlisting the help of Mary Kate and Ashley! No man, be he Maury or Bradley, can resist their trolldoll charms!
Could you please tell them from me:
Sic em, Mary Kate! Sic em, Ashley! Get that shout-out! Go, gals! Go!
I find the mental image of Bradley and Maury beset by the twin trolls unbearably exhilarating, so I will sign off, here, but THANK YOU SO MUCH IN ADVANCE FOR HELPING ME GET MY SHOUT-OUT!!
From:
Tarsha Luke
May 21, 2004
4:30 pm
If you’re interested, the link tells you about the Protection of Children Act 1978 (UK)
It seems to me that we need some protection from them. I’ve changed my mind. I think Net Nannies are a superb idea.
May 23, 2004
4:51 am
ARRR, you be a faggat, matey!
This is hilarious. I, for one, am glad that you have managed to (temporarily, at least) foil these crazy perverts. Now remember, everyone, a proper lech defends himself IN ALL CAPS. A+++ WILL BOOKMARK AGAIN.
May 25, 2004
9:51 am
I got here by searching for “hot naked Iraqis.”
The Olsen twins are revolting; besides, I’m not a lesbian.
May 26, 2004
12:18 pm
If you would mind your own fucking business and leave everybody elses alone you would sleep better at night. And besides last I checked everybody bought their own computer. Or maybe you’ve got your problem manifested somewhere with your molesting father that made you call him and his buddies DADDY! Last but not least, The only thing I can figure is you’re either a cock-chugger,fiminazi, or butt-ugly!!! Have A Nice Day!
May 27, 2004
10:46 am
Arrgh indeed! Look the post above this one deserves to be in the web master’s hall of fame.
I’ve never seen so many people so incredibly upset about not finding child porn easily. These people need to remember several things: 1.) Child porn is a pretty sad way to get off. Not to mention illeagle. 2.) 99.9% of the people who are interested in seeing the Olsen twins nude would, no doubt, have their feelings unrequited (they have no interest in seeing some fat, out of shape, balding guy who probably spends his evenings at his parent’s house in their basement jerk off on his keyboard while drooling at the sick images on his screen and trying to respond with a shout to his mother that he’s busy, will be up for dinner in a minute and that, no, he didn’t get the job after the big Wall-Mart stock boy interview). And 3.)You’re sick little puppies who need to expend that energy trying to build a life that doesn’t make the rest of the world want to vomit.
May 28, 2004
10:49 am
*wipes away tears of laughter*
Way to go! I’m bookmarking this page. Please leave it up as long as you can. I can’t wait to see how many more geniuses find their way here.
May 28, 2004
9:43 pm
Dude, ITA with the guy above – this is the best thing ever. The comments on this are just priceless. So, because you don’t want to see terrifying anorexic teenage girls naked, you’re a ‘faggat’.
… oh! Okay! In that case, bring on the nonexistant naked Olsen twins pictures! Yum!
June 2, 2004
5:10 pm
quit complaining you dumb ass little bitch. there are alot of worse things i could be looking at, so fuck you. if i want to see the damn mother fucking olsen twins than i’ll look. it’s not my fucking fault i ended up in this shity ass site, so just quit complaining and deal with it, or close your site, or better yet get some fucking pictures
June 2, 2004
5:13 pm
shut the hell up, goddamn what a complete bitch
June 4, 2004
11:18 pm
I think this shit is funny as hell, all the way around. Funny that so many people are so pissed off because they’ve been foiled in their frantic search for porn; funny that Ryan has nothing better to do with his time than to contribute to foiling those searches; and funny that he and his buddies massage their fragile egos by nit-picking about grammar and misspelling.
Truly intelligent people know that they are better than no one else. Everyone is lacking somewhere. Making fun of the ignorant is no different than making fun of someone with a birth defect. No better than the people that make fun of the way you dress or your lack of social skills. Now, if you are the sort that would make fun of a person with a birth defect, and you readily admit to that, then my compliments to you for being an honest boor.
By the way Easy, what sort of “genius” are you to have found your way here?
Peace
June 7, 2004
12:32 am
Well unfortunately I hate to say it but those people out there who are looking for the Olsen twins in a nude picture don’t have much longer to wait. I say this because they are turning 18 on June 13 as well as I. You can check the actual time by going here BTW before the 13th. http://jdigital.pyoko.org/olsen.php
I will admit that I do think that they are both very attractive. This is probably because they are almost exactly my age if a little bit older and they are quite rich. However, I’m not into the idea of the whole “child porn” aspect of it. My friends think that I am crazy, but I am content to be patient and wait until everything is legal. There are PLENTY of other LEGAL hotties out there for us males to oogle until then. I’m sure that will change when the twins turn 18 though. There will most likely be thousands of nude pictures across the web in no time.
I will give you a thundering applause to your web page and all that it has done. I was recommended to this site from a friend who spends his time searching the web for funny polls and forums. He found this place and told me to come and read the comments. I must say that this is easily among the top 5 funniest sites I have ever seen, if not the 1st
I will agree with Miss Ogynized about intelligent people. Truly intelligent people know their faults and work with or around them. They do not nitpick at another’s “lack of intellect” or whatever it might be called. No one is perfect.
Thanks for the laughs.
June 9, 2004
11:20 pm
They look like Troll Dolls to me. They also look like they’re starving themselves. Yep you perves got it right: “Nothing says hot like girls with boy bodies.” *rollseyes*
June 10, 2004
10:27 am
Well,I for one like how the olsen twins look.I think they’re very sexy.They seem to be quite short and small framed.I don’t think they’re “too” skinny.Granted they would also look great 5 or 10 pounds heavier.
I think what looks sick is a woman 5’5″ 120lbs with fake DD knockers.
It just looks bad and vain when a woman with 8% body fat has 15% tits.
June 10, 2004
5:23 pm
i guess all those ppl are right.
June 13, 2004
3:21 pm
OLSEN TWINS ARE LEGAL…ALL RIGHT!!!
June 13, 2004
4:42 pm
You really have nothing better in your life than to create a webpage that ends up bringing most people to this webpage. Personally, I couldn’t care less if there were or weren’t. Sure, if you like Anorexic American white trash – such like you are used to, then by all means, keep those pictures to yourself. It’s ok for you to keep freedom in its place (did you like my use of its and it’s, was that suffice for you?).
I really find it pathetic you somehow managing to take solace by responding to all these posts. Oh, and what cunning quip do you have to pose my way? “I’m the one with no life, because I took time to make your pathetic life an issue” Just take a second, and look back at your life, probably unemployed, and if not, not making enough for you to be able to do something with your life, so you’re pissed off at the world and enjoy putting these sickos down. Good for you champ, you are going places in this world.
June 13, 2004
4:47 pm
*Yawn.*
look back at your life, probably unemployed
Boy, you’ve hit the nail on the head there, punky. With the same company for nearly six years. Yup, that’s practically unemployed.
and if not, not making enough for you to be able to do something with your life,
If that’s what you’d like to believe, fine by me.
Because, yeah, it took me so long to write three lines of code and write a blog entry. Man oh man, I must be unemployed because I wasted less time than you did posting your comment.
Yahooo!
June 13, 2004
6:46 pm
Your site rocks! We approve wholeheartedly. Now that the twins are legal (and frighteningly thin) I’m sure you’ll be getting many, many more hits from perverts. Have fun.
June 13, 2004
10:51 pm
Yeah they are legal. So what? They still look like they are about 14 years old. I will enjoy seeing they many new posts from all the new people who will find this site in their endless quest for porn. Those people should find a girlfriend/wife or if they have one, pay more attention to her. Ryan, you are an inspiration to many people out in the world. Thank you!
June 14, 2004
1:00 am
TOO FUCKING BAD THAT THEY ARE 18. We All Knew This Day Would Come…FUCKER!
June 14, 2004
12:48 pm
UR A FAG FREE PICS ARE GOD LIKE U NOOB FAGGOT GO FUCK GUYS THEN IF U DONT THINK THE OLSEN TWINS ARE HOT LOL HOW COULDNT U WOW U MUST BE GAY GO ASS RAPE A MAN AND SEE UR KARMA THEN NOOB LOL LMAOOOO
June 14, 2004
12:52 pm
At least he spelled “faggot” correctly.
June 14, 2004
9:55 pm
Indeed he did. The punctuation leaves a bit to be desired though. Anyway, give it time. I’m sure the twins will quickly realize that to get even more money than they already have, all they have to do is go into the porno business. Then they can take even more of your money because an extremely large amount of people would buy their new “merchandise”. I just feel sorry for them because one probably couldn’t survive without the other twin there. Too bad about the Hollywood star they had to share.
On another note, I would hazard a guess that some of the people looking for nude Olsen twins pics will also be looking for pics of the actress who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies very soon. Anyone want to agree with me?
June 15, 2004
5:18 am
there 18 now so its not child porn
June 15, 2004
12:37 pm
They may be 18, but your brain is still 5.
June 16, 2004
11:25 pm
when im searching for nude pics, i want nude pics. not a fag that thinks he’s funny by making us nudie pic searchers wait 2 min. Whore.
June 19, 2004
4:24 pm
Why do people have to search for nude pics? Why not just sign up to one or more of those millions of free porn websites? Unless you are not 18 and/or don’t have a credit card, there should be no problem. Plus that saves you the aggrivation of searching the entire web and finding sites like this one to ruin your mood while you were jerking off at your computer. Besides, is 2 whole minutes that long of a wait when you probably have multiple windows running your search for you to look through? Honestly some people confuse me to no end. Anyway having a girl give you a hand job or a blow job is much better than jerking off. An added bonus to that is you get to play with her while she does it instead of a flat screen. Anyone guys out there that honestly disagree with me on that?
June 20, 2004
1:31 pm
Those girls are so fucking hott i wish i could spend one night with them!!!
June 20, 2004
1:40 pm
I think all you guys out there need to stop looking for pictures of my sister and i. I will never post pictures of my self on the internet just for boys who like to play with them selfs. There will be no pictures so stop looking!
June 20, 2004
7:55 pm
aww, spoiling my fun. Anyway, i could be doing vital career research by looking for these pics, so i can become a successful businessman, or possibly to further my intellect…..yes……that’s it………I have to go now *ahem*
June 22, 2004
11:26 am
Yes…I can see it now. “Jones! Get in here! Have you completed that crucial nude Olsen twins project research that the company is depending on before the end of the fiscal year?!”. “No sir….my research was foiled by a clever and misleading webmaster”. “Damnit… there goes that CNN merger”.
June 22, 2004
11:38 am
well my last name isn’t jones……..so there!!!
*writing: note to self, get life*
June 22, 2004
7:40 pm
Death to the pixies! Hear ye, hear ye! CrackerJackBox and an organization of crime-fighting nostrils! Abstract? Yes! Original? Yes! Medication? NO SIR!
June 23, 2004
11:45 am
A serious moment here. Now that they’re not “kids” anymore….what of their professional fate? They’re too old to be crankin’ out cutsie Disney flicks…. the whole gammut of twin related script scenerios has truely run it’s course. Their recent movie bombed. Yeah, maybe a Pantene commercial here and there, but the crux of it is that they’re pretty talentless. Now…if they had a Vegas act where they fought to the death…that would be something. Knives, baseball bats. Wait! A cage match! Thats it! A cage match! Betting would of course be allowed (and encouraged). The surviving Olsen would have a good run on the talk show circuit for at least 4 months and could score some cash….not to mention the pay-per-view dough and a peice of the gate. Could be a sweet deal….for one of them. But which one? Hmmmm.
June 23, 2004
5:18 pm
I know what I would do with the tiwns.
June 23, 2004
7:02 pm
This site is pure genius. Pity poor MK and Ashley, their biggest fans can neither spell nor punctuate, and want to do some disturbing things to them.
What I don’t understand is, if it makes these crazy perverts who want to see under-age sisters in the nude so angry to accidentally arrive at this site, why do they waste their time leaving inane, profanity-riddled comments about ‘faggats’, instead of getting the heck off the site and searching for their porn somewhere else. They’re like a collective of frustrated monkeys, grunting in ignorance and scratching their heads, ”Uh? But it says nude. Where is it? I don’t understand. faggat.’ (Only their thoughts are less well expressed.)
Keep it up!
June 24, 2004
12:24 am
i guess cause were all cureous bout that shit
June 24, 2004
12:27 pm
Ok….so no one liked the cage-match-olsen-death-battle concept. How ’bout a reality show where the twins get to meet, date and eventually (and creativly creativly) castrate all of the balding, paunch-bellied, repugnant, socially impaired porn obsessed trogladites that scour the internet for their nude images. Points would be awarded to each Olsen based on the number of testicles collected.
June 24, 2004
12:47 pm
Ok….so no one liked the cage-match-olsen-death-battle concept. How ’bout a reality show where the twins get to meet, casually date and eventually (and creativly) castrate all of the balding, paunch-bellied, repugnant, socially impaired porn obsessed trogladites that scour the internet for their nude images. Points would be awarded to each Olsen based on the number of testicles collected (in pairs….no single testicle will be accepted). Bonus points would be awarded for known sex offenders or any one who lives in a trailor or non-permanant aluminum structure (frequent use of the vernacular “Ya’ll” would also be accepted). Well?
June 25, 2004
10:18 am
well, i’ve finally found someone who is as strange as me, festering as i am in my own insanely freakish thoughts, but it sounds like a good idea to me, so woo for blood and gore etc etc
June 25, 2004
12:03 pm
Well….if the game show doesn’t work out….maybe the Olsens could be sewn together (it might require the use of force, but I’m sure that it’s a good career move). The whole Siamese thing seems to get a good bit of attention. Get it? They’re always SEPARATING siamese twins….but no one has ever before put them together! This is brilliant! I must contact them right away!
June 26, 2004
11:55 am
What the fuck i look all day and then find bullshit you gay dush bag
June 28, 2004
10:13 am
“Dush”???…..Oh! You meant to say Douche! Now I get it! Hey, wasn’t there some sort of No Child Left Behind thingy supposed to be going on? Tisk tisk tisk. No punctuation…bad spelling…and a clear lack of understanding with regard to feminine hygene products.
June 30, 2004
3:58 pm
geez i want naked pic and nothing geez and they are 18 so let have them pose for playboy drew barrymore did and so did alot of other clebs have so why not them
July 2, 2004
11:05 am
I’m sure Maury will get the Olsens to pose in Playboy soon, so don’t you worry, son.
July 2, 2004
1:20 pm
I weep for our collective literary future. “I want naked pic and nothing geez…”. What the hell is that?! Has no one a decent command of the english language?! An obsession with Olsen-porn should not necessarily beget a complete lack of viable communication skills. Should it? My god, people! Learn to spell and punctuate! How do you function in daily life?!
July 2, 2004
11:11 pm
the olsens are now of age, post’em faggot
July 2, 2004
11:48 pm
Wouldn’t you know it. You’re gone for a couple of weeks and then come back to a bunch of Shadowrunner and Cap’n Feathersword comments. No offense meant either guys. Man I must be going crazy, but the whole Cage match idea was quite funny. The whole “No Child Left Behind” thing is just another way for us to try to put all the good people in America on the same level of intellegence. Too bad that when we all would find a common ground, we would be too stupid to defend ourselves from outside threats using any kind of technology. I mean just look at some of these posts. They are a teacher’s worst nightmare. Never went anywhere in life except to work at fast food flipping burgers for the rest of their days. No offense to any fast food workers who work part-time or any other temporary positions there.
July 5, 2004
12:11 pm
I am the master, i will take over the world with my amusingly large army of small robotic monkeys from the invisible school of weasel dementia in south hampton………….i don’t know why i said that!!!
As strange as that literary outburst was, you will note the perfect spelling throughout; i am a genius…….possibly – audience feedback may be needed to determine the reality of this fact!!!
July 5, 2004
11:05 pm
It’s official — This post is your new “Maury”.
July 6, 2004
3:27 pm
Shadowrunner… Your genious escapes me, however, as I fear your monkey robots, I’ll reserve further comment. I still think that the cage match would draw some serious cash. Imagine how brutal it would be if they were BOTH coked up! Oooh! Ooh!….sew ’em together and have the cage match! I’m like Don freakin’ King!
July 9, 2004
6:01 pm
*Boing*
July 9, 2004
6:34 pm
What kind of comment was that
July 9, 2004
6:40 pm
i think shadowrunners got no grip on life the monkey comment says it all really
July 9, 2004
6:41 pm
oh great, people of the world i’d like to introduce (well not really) my equally disturbed friend: havoc, who helped me in the completion of my robot monkey endeavours and other such projects!!!
July 9, 2004
6:53 pm
i must say that i find it very ironic that you’re on a site thats against child porn, considering you’re typical google search i mean!!!
July 9, 2004
7:00 pm
I had nothing to do with his weird monkey things only about half his child porn which he is obsessed with
July 9, 2004
11:28 pm
Well it has finally came out. Mary Kate has anorexia. The big question is “is it really what they say or is it a big cover up for a rumored cocaine addiction?” I have no idea which nor do I really care. It is kinda funny no matter what. However, anorexia today, cocaine tomarrow, and possibly porn next week. A sad little world we live in.
July 10, 2004
12:48 am
some people like u fags r trying to be the 5-0’s of the internet.i thank that u should get something else to do than have this gay site.i can look up anything i want to look up.i can also look up yomama nude if i want to. u non get pussy bithes. u ass pownding butt priates. all of yall can go eat each other ass out with a spoon. peace bitch
July 10, 2004
3:11 pm
ha ha…..he said “butt priates” ha ha……ha……I don’t get it!!!
July 11, 2004
3:09 pm
I think joey likes eating pirates arses..i wonder where he gets pirates from i suppose he buys them at the local shop or something
July 11, 2004
3:13 pm
oh whoops that wasnt my fault this stupid computer isnt working to well
July 11, 2004
4:11 pm
*sigh* …and so it begins!!!
July 11, 2004
4:20 pm
I’ve been thinking (which is a rare occurrence so enjoy it while it lasts) considering all the hype surrounding these pics i though that the moment the whole “legal age” thing was announced that every google search for anything from porn to candles would bring up several hundred results, but no, in my boredom one afternoon i searched for one hour on the subject and only found 2 pics, one of which was basically a bit shite, so unless i’m missing something (which is not that unusual or rare) or i’m just looking in the wrong place there seems to be fuck-all on the net!!!
*writing: note to self get a life and stop writing notes to myself*
July 11, 2004
4:36 pm
“you” and “a life” i dont think they’ll ever go together but of coarse i agree with the comment
July 11, 2004
4:40 pm
yes, because i am pure death Muahahahaha and so forth
July 11, 2004
6:36 pm
And now that we have people making up names and arguing with themselves, methinks it’s time to close this one out. All the fun that’s to have has been had.