The year in review: ADD style. What’s missing: a lot. What’s included: very little of serious import. But it’s all great fun. Really. Happy new year, friends.

January
Learned to tie a tie, got mad ill, and purchased my Creative Nomad (my “purchase of the year”).

February
Late night banking, American Taliban-mixtape-having, Vegan.com-debuting, abandoned snack bar-sneaking, fluorescent snot-sneezing wackiness.

March
Anniversaries galore started the month. I started the meme that never was and Damian Marley put on a great show.

April
I did an unintentional “Mandala Mix,” left Verisign in the dust, but got squat from the Better Business Bureau.

May
laze.net surprise redesign/ToFA goes MT. I unclogged the shitter but smelled like gas. Tonsa cool friend news.

June
I had umbrella troubles, my Golden Girl blog launched, “The Hook” came out, and I had a tooth drilled.

July
I won six DVDs, blogged for 24 hours (again), and launched a full-scale Net assault on Encore.

August
Wrubel makes a basement-saving discovery and I was interviewed for Newsweek.

September
Celebrated one year, interviewed Angela, relaunched UA, and formed a sniper militia with no idea about the near future.

October
31 Days, 31 Horror Movies. Alyssa. Lost e-mail. “Don’t be the weak link.” Turn 27, get Oreo Cake.

November
Rerun visits the Ping. Name that sample.

December
Snow! Incorporated Urban Ambiance. Prepared the re-release. Made this list.