Dream entry #24:

July 28, 2001, 5:00am

Old women were standing on a porch next to Moe from The Simpsons. One of them cut a tomato and he said, “Can you cut an onion?”

She says yes.

He says, “I can cut something else. Can you cut loose?”

She says yes.

A man with no feet walks by the porch celebrating “Footloose Day.”

And that’s how we end the dream entries…