Damn… Blogger lost this post the first time.

I’ve been having way too much fun with Lost in Translation, a script that takes your text and submits back-forth-and-all-around Altavista’s Babelfish translation engine. After five translations, it presents you with a total mungification of your original message. A good example is the text from my about page.

Before…

Eh, what can I say? I’m a webmaster by day (and night). I drink entirely too much tea and have become a “tea snob.” I love all sorts of horror films (from Euro-trash to classic horror to slasher flicks to obscure Asian films) but I’m also a vegetarian: let me see lots of blood, just not on my plate. I miss college, but not high school. I used to DJ on college radio (I was also the station manager for a while) and I am a tad obsessed with music in general. I’ve met a few famous people in my day and most of them have been surprisingly down-to-earth.

I really like popcorn and toasted marshmellow Jelly Bellys. I Ping, daily. In 7th grade (1988) I wrote my own BBS and ran it at my middle school. Aside from local BBSes, my first time online was on GEnie.

Everyone has a cause. Mine is Progeria.

A normal Monday night: hot air popcorn and WWF RAW.

After…

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I can really make to blow upon mais and roasted it congeals Bellys of marshmellow. I silverplate, newspaper. In the 7. Category (1988) we wrote to mine as soon as the BBS and we executed it with my university. Excluded local BBSes was mine before the time in the chain in GEnie.

All the cause has one. Meins is Progeria.

Monday damages the normal school: maisimpuls of WWF that will warm up and BELIEVED the air.

“I can really make to blow upon mais and roasted it congeals Bellys of marshmellow. I silverplate, newspaper.” I love it. I can’t get enough of this endless fun…