Here are some things I learned in 2003…
Some people will always be pricks.
Hell hath no fury like a tow driver scorned.
DSL is too sweet to give up.
I love snow. I already knew this, but it was reinforced.
Shawnee grads make me so proud.
I’m one of “them.”
The VA Department of Taxation should be the VA Department of Sucksation.
The Olsen Twins bring up a lot of emotions in people.
So does American Idol.
Being interviewed for an article is kind of cool, but having the paper’s typos make you look like a dimwit isn’t.
You’ll find humor in the most unexpected places.
Flattery will get you a good tip.
I will always be Maury.
The one with half-an-ear isn’t always the weird one.
From New York to Taipei, the Veg Blog’s knows the time.
Getting branches cut off a tree is damn expensive.
I could totally be a movie extra in my next career.
I’m in a book on RoboHELP.
If you complain loudly enough and don’t give up, all problems will eventually be resolved.
What, oh what, will life teach me in 2004? Probably something to do with liquid smoke and safety pins.