Hey, pals and friends with blogs… come play a new game with me:
Funny, True Stories in One Sentence
I’ll start things off, and then you be good little meme-fanners and do the same. Be sure to link to http://www.laze.net/fait/onesentence.php.
One time as a child, I was playing Marco Polo in my backyard and walked into a tree.
March 20, 2002
9:43 pm
This one time at band camp…
March 21, 2002
4:11 pm
Hmm..I tend to remember a time when I was DRAGGED into a tree in our backyard Remember that, Ryan?!
March 21, 2002
4:23 pm
Ha ha! Yes… yes I do, sis. :)
March 21, 2002
8:17 pm
this one time i????????? ahh nevermind.
March 22, 2002
5:12 am
One time, when I was four, I stood between the electronic doors at the supermarket waving goodbye to all the departing shoppers when suddenly one of the doors closed on my wrist.
March 24, 2002
6:21 am
One time my older brother put his coat in the oven to try to dry it off, but it kinda caught on fire.
March 28, 2002
5:35 pm
this one time at my best mates wedding i got drunk and broke lex’s butt.
December 7, 2003
1:39 pm
At the tender age of 5 I got my hand stuck in a candy vending machine at the local supermarket in a vain attempt to get a gumball without paying.