Hey, pals and friends with blogs… come play a new game with me:
Funny, True Stories in One Sentence
I’ll start things off, and then you be good little meme-fanners and do the same. Be sure to link to http://www.laze.net/fait/onesentence.php.
One time as a child, I was playing Marco Polo in my backyard and walked into a tree.
This one time at band camp…
Hmm..I tend to remember a time when I was DRAGGED into a tree in our backyard Remember that, Ryan?!
Ha ha! Yes… yes I do, sis. :)
this one time i????????? ahh nevermind.
One time, when I was four, I stood between the electronic doors at the supermarket waving goodbye to all the departing shoppers when suddenly one of the doors closed on my wrist.
One time my older brother put his coat in the oven to try to dry it off, but it kinda caught on fire.
this one time at my best mates wedding i got drunk and broke lex’s butt.
At the tender age of 5 I got my hand stuck in a candy vending machine at the local supermarket in a vain attempt to get a gumball without paying.